Michael Phelps

The male equivalent of "butter face."

Angela constantly brags about her boyfriend's muscles, but she must have a blind spot over his face -- he's a total Michael Phelps.

by C6 & C2 October 12, 2008

Michael Phelps

A term used to describe a male who has an extremely sexy and hot body but an ugly face.

Girl 1: Look at that guy over there, his six pack is so sexy.

Girl 2: Yeah but his nose is kinda big and his teeth are sorta crooked.

Girl 1: I guess he's just another Michael Phelps.

by David Swayze October 17, 2008

Michael Phelps

The fucking King of the Ocean.

Swimmer 1) "I bet I can swim faster than Phelps!"

Guy 2) Fuck you, Michael Phelps will poo on you.

by MyMedicine October 14, 2008

Michael Phelps

The biggest man-beast to ever grace the waters.

Michael Phelps is making people mad because of his ability- besides the French, he's starting to piss off the dolphins.

by Jameal October 12, 2008

The Michael Phelps

Squirt relentlessly all over his bed, then make him sleep in the puddle. If he snores while sleeping in the puddle, this is known as Singing in the Rain.

My baby gave me The Michael Phelps last night, and I didn't get a wink of sleep.

by SexyLittleIdeas.com March 12, 2016

Michael Phelps

The greatest olympian ever to live.

"Wow, one day you might be as good a Michael Phelps...well maybe half as good as him."

"And on the eighth day God created Michael Phelps."

by DE 008 October 8, 2008

Michael Phelps

A beast.
Also believed to have been raised by dolphins.

Dude, it's Michael Phelps!
Make a high pitched noise!

by Martin Ramirez October 12, 2008