Mermaid 

A chick who is a hot babe from the waist up, but fishy from the waist down.

After taking that babe home from the bar last night, I discovered she was total mermaid, cause her snatch was sour but she looked hot.

Mermaid by Oulkk10 February 25, 2011

Mermaid 

Weigh-bridge operator. An official who weighs freight trucks and also regulates other compliance issues for professional truck operators, particulary in Australia and New Zealand, i.e. a cunt with scales.

Watch out mate the mermaids are out on Highway 1 and your rig looks a bit dodgy.

Mermaid by Kiwi9845 July 6, 2012

mermaid 

my cute cat

mermaid is very cute

mermaid by cool tiktoker April 21, 2020

Mermaid 

Woman who, on account of a case of severe lethargic nymphomania, seldom leaves the confines of her bed. The legs of such a woman, it is conjectured, would slowly begin to fuse into one were her lady tunnel not constantly inundated by wave after wave of avid lovers. This is all very well, you might think, but the nearest shower is in the other room and so she smells of rotten fish.

Larry: "Aah...Suze is such a wonderful woman"
Barry: "Get lost, mate, she's a fricking mermaid, for goodness sake!"
Garry: "Have you both lost your minds? She's made out of latex"

Mermaid by pale fire October 15, 2008

Mermaid 

A female who is human above the waist, and fish below; A woman with intense seafood or shellfish odor (if you know what I mean).

My ex girlfriend was a mermaid if you know what I mean. The bitch was stank like a dead animal carcass!

Mermaid by Nitz Rockstarr January 4, 2009

mermaid 

A true, genetic lesbian, but you can't tell upon first meeting her. Important to identify because you will never get the pussy. Usually enjoys and takes advantage of the fact that dudes dig her. Hence all the maritime mythology.

Man, I was head over heels for this girl. It took me a while to realize she was a mermaid.

mermaid by Farmz October 19, 2007

Mermaid 

A female who is human above the waist, and fish below; A woman with intense seafood or shellfish odor (if you know what I mean).

My ex girlfriend was a mermaid if you know what I mean. The bitch was stank like a dead animal carcass!

Mermaid by Nitz Rockstar January 8, 2009