When a group of females who live together or near each other, or at least see each other on a regular basis, start getting their periods at the same time each month. (It's got legit scientific basis. Don't question it) This is usually coupled with nonstop public discussion of cramps, bloating, and how fucking stupid all of the men you know really are.
Guy 1: What the hell is up with those chicks lately? They've been huge bitches.
Guy 2: Oh, dude, they're all on the rag. It's that communal menstruation bullshit. I'd stay away if I were you
Guy 2: Oh, dude, they're all on the rag. It's that communal menstruation bullshit. I'd stay away if I were you
by Lil' Papa November 10, 2010
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Michelle: Nice! better wit a day to see if you get Relapse Menstruation though.
Michelle: Nice! better wit a day to see if you get Relapse Menstruation though.
by jenxie February 28, 2010
Get the Relapse Menstruation mug.When you perform ANAL INTERCOURSE on anybody and it's extremely passionate as there is a clear cause.
When homosexuals FUCK without LUBE.
Demonstration of commiting a PEDOPHILE ACT on someone's child.
When homosexuals FUCK without LUBE.
Demonstration of commiting a PEDOPHILE ACT on someone's child.
When you are PLOWIN' THE BACK 40 and ASSHOLE MENSTRUATION is the result as you indeed have a bloody situation. on your hands.
No lube , sorry ALAN , I always wanted to see your ASSHOLE MENSTRUATION.
Tom found out you boogied with his boy and now he is answering your ANAL INTERCOURSE ad as he is ready for some serious ASSHOLE MENSTRUATION with you ALAN.
No lube , sorry ALAN , I always wanted to see your ASSHOLE MENSTRUATION.
Tom found out you boogied with his boy and now he is answering your ANAL INTERCOURSE ad as he is ready for some serious ASSHOLE MENSTRUATION with you ALAN.
by NEE TRANSEXUALITY April 24, 2021
Get the ASSHOLE MENSTRUATION mug.Female individulas with "inferior menstruation" do not experience extreme cramps. These women go about wiht ease during their daily lives. They have near to none idea of what the superior women may feel. These women are often irratating, dumb, and are often in the way of things.
by Sparrow of the swedish forest January 28, 2024
Get the Inferior menstruation mug.(female 1) Omg! Why does the bathroom smell like a rotting carcass?
(Female2) There's only one thing that can explain that smell. It's that time of the month for one unlucky bitch. But it's not just any period, it's the Death Menstruation!
(Female2) There's only one thing that can explain that smell. It's that time of the month for one unlucky bitch. But it's not just any period, it's the Death Menstruation!
by One unlucky girl December 27, 2024
Get the death menstruation mug.Penstruation: menstruation that is brought on by penile penetration, despite the subject being pre or post menstruation. Penstruation is often discovered, post-coitus, due to bloody sheets (or other stained lovemaking surfaces). Anecdotally: women who have experienced penstruation report that it is associated with passionate, vigorous (condomless) sex, a fairly well endowed partner, and voluminous deposits of sperm, which may be why neither party usually minds the bloody after-effects too much.
"So, in a case of penstruation, who is responsible for washing the sheets, the girl or the guy?"
"Oh, the guy, of course."
"Oh, the guy, of course."
by jacandy December 30, 2011
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by Pucas Leters April 15, 2008
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