lurpe

For girls its to eat a her out,when a guy tounges a girls vaag.For guys its to suck on his nuts.

Guy:Lurpe me bitch
Girl:Sike you lurpe me!

by twitter0192 August 14, 2009

Lerpes

Lerpes manifests itself like herpes, however it is only contracted through close contact or the "bumping of uglies" with a lerp. The resulting pustules can appear anywhere on the body.

Did you see that fugly guy Tanya took home last night? That bitch is gonna catch a mad case of lerpes.

by urbansombrero_biatch February 10, 2009

Lurpey

1.adjective- clumsy and or uncoordinated
2.adjective- tall, thin and generally floppy
3.verb- walked or moved floppily or clumsily

1. & 2. Dude, you look so lurpey.
3. The octupus lurped over to its prey.

by mnlewy February 11, 2010

lurped

Licked and slurped

The word lurped means looking and slurping at the same time I lurked that table

by Cmcum078 April 4, 2016

lurped

when someone like a guardian or cop is watching your every move looking for you to slip up with your illegal activity

my dad lurped and followed me around the corner when i went to go smoke a blunt

by dpopdamcdoog August 8, 2016

lurpering

The act of stalking an ex-lover,friend or person of interest. Usually on meth .maybe cause some damage or mischief along the way.

Your ex is lurpering outside.

by Tiltage April 10, 2017

lurest

Lurest is a good person

Dude, you are a lurest
Thanks man, you more lurest than me tho

by Defin3r August 9, 2017