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Ludovica

Amica mia, che posso dirti?

Sei sfigata come poche.

Ti piace mangiare e anche se non ti piacesse ingrasseresti lo stesso perché la vita ti odia

Vieni considerata quella strana o pericolosa dagli adulti, ma lo sappiamo tutti che guardi ancora i my little pony

Non sei né brava né del tutto persa a scuola nonostante tu rischi sempre la bocciatura

Sei sfigata in amore davvero amica, non ti vuole nessuno.

Nelle amicizie va un po' meglio, dovrai patire le pene dell'inferno prima di trovare dei veri amici, ammesso che accada.

odi il tuo corpo e quelle rare volte in cui ti fanno i complimenti, pensi sempre che siano bugie.

Hai o hai avuto problemi famigliari o bullismo.

Sei molto sarcastica ed ironica le tue frasi tipiche sono: ho fame ho sonno voglio morire ma soprattutto: che ansia

Sei letteralmente l'ansia fatta persona lascia che te lo dica.

Sei una buona amica... Credo... E ogni tanto sai essere intelligente nonostante tu abbia un neurone che grida in solitudine nel cervello.
"guarda quella sfigata, si chiama Ludovica"

"con amore, una che si chiama come te"
by Notcutegirl May 30, 2020
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Ludovic

Ludovic’s are annoying and most of the time dumb. They tend to be really caring but for a short time. Derived from Swedish, Ludovic is a name that inspires confidence. They make good use of it most of the time. They are good in sports but would definitely dump you anytime for a good football game.
Ludovic cancelled our plans yesterday.

Ludovic won the baseball game last saturday
by Carot610 January 10, 2018
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ludoviga

Come here ludoviga
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Ludovīcusgrabbaphobia

The fear of being grabbed by Luigi at zero in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate
My biggest and only fear is Ludovīcusgrabbaphobia
by Kirby_Krauser November 14, 2020
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Ludovic Savard

Ludovic Savard is a brillant man who shits on people in mortal Kombat X, he is really good in fighting style video games like Mortal Kombat, Brawlhalla and Super Smash Brothers. He loves anime, he is especially obsessed with JoJo’s Bizarre adventure. He does seem like a virgin but this mother fucker pulls hoes on tables. This guy is a fucking savage. Honestly he is the definition on the rock verse. He normally is a funny guy but is a massive sauceur.
by Pilule November 21, 2021
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Ludovic

People with this name usually lack physical ability and strength. They often go to the gym but see no improvement.
That guy is a real Ludovic!
by animeloverchicken November 22, 2021
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Ludovic

People with this name usually lack physical ability and strength. They often go to the gym but see no improvement.
That guy is a real Ludovic!
by animeloverchicken November 22, 2021
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