A hairstyle that has half the hair cut up short on one side and very long on the other. Very original fresh look. Great consideration should go before undertaking lortshongification.
by Tapiocaaa March 28, 2009
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2. A state of mind one enters after a large amount of drinking. To enter said state one usually must consume somewhere around 6 sparks, half a bottle of wild turkey or many many beers. Once in Lorton you are not responsible for your actions. You pat other's genitals like you at petting zoo, yell things like "Get your pussy in the cab" and leave a path of destruction in your wake.
2. A state of mind one enters after a large amount of drinking. To enter said state one usually must consume somewhere around 6 sparks, half a bottle of wild turkey or many many beers. Once in Lorton you are not responsible for your actions. You pat other's genitals like you at petting zoo, yell things like "Get your pussy in the cab" and leave a path of destruction in your wake.
"I was on the express train to Lorton after my 3rd sparks."
"I'm going to Lorton tonight, who's coming with me?"
"I'm going to Lorton tonight, who's coming with me?"
by WBNT May 16, 2007
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Et lortesvin er en person, som er et særdeles stort svin. Der ligger ikke nødvendigvis noget uhumsk i udtrykket, selvom det bestemt er muligt.
A lortesvin (shit pig) is a person who is an extreme asshole. There isn't necessarily anything filthy about the expression, although this is certainly a possibility.
A lortesvin (shit pig) is a person who is an extreme asshole. There isn't necessarily anything filthy about the expression, although this is certainly a possibility.
Manden stjæler fra sin egen mor. Han er et rigtigt lortesvin.
Morten har vundet i lotte - det heldige lortesvin.
Morten har vundet i lotte - det heldige lortesvin.
by Professor Bronson July 28, 2011
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Get the Lortex Security mug.1.A word used in the place of LORD! or GOD!.. a less sinful way of cursing.. along with more mexican way.
2.Can also take the place of: FUCK, damn, shit,Cunt
3. Pronunciation :
LOR (roll the R) - TAY
2.Can also take the place of: FUCK, damn, shit,Cunt
3. Pronunciation :
LOR (roll the R) - TAY
by mandy/courtney July 18, 2006
Get the LORTE mug.A hand-rolled cigarette made using Ducthmaster tobacco and shoe box paper, out of desperation for a jack. Called a Lorton because of its origins from Lorton, Virginia instead of The Netherlands.
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Get the Lorton mug.Lortab is brand name for a painkiller combining hydrocodone (a narcotic) and acetaminophen. Lortab come in three strengths of hydrocodone 5mg, 7.5mg and 10mg. All lortab contain 500mg apap. Brand-name Lortab are manufactured by UCB Pharmacy, generic lortabs are available. Lortab, like all hydrocodone/apap combos (vicodin, lorcet and norco are a few others) Lortab is a schedule II controlled substance, making possession w/o a prescription illegal. A lortab can be snorted or taken orally. Snorting it will make the effects happen faster but burns like hell. When taken orally it should be chewed. Lortabs will fuck you up, and are easily hidden. What more could you ask for.
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