Lopsided Dinner

The act of eating a meal from a gaping asshole of a deceased, hanging person.

I was at church when I walked in on the minister eating some lopsided dinner from the dangling lady.

by discoloredreasoning June 21, 2019

lopsa

A bitch in french.
Une salope.

Ta vu cette lopsa, elle ma quitté pour un autre mec hier.

by 1PLIKÉ140 March 1, 2023

lopster

a generic form of lobster and made out of pancake syrup and Styrofoam.

We had $9.99 steak and "lopster" at Bourbon Street in The Vegas.

by Margaret June 13, 2005

lopsters

A pair of Lopsided Boobs.

Wow dude, that lady's got some Real lopsters! >.<

by Rarz January 14, 2008

lopsided swastika

A position often used in intercourse with a quadraplegic. This position involves the quadraplegic being spun like a bayblade on ones penis, this then moves their arms in the shape of a lopsided swastika.

1: "I got a black eye last night giving becky a lopsided swastika"
2: "Yo, thats a beepus!"

by Jozhu4Weaton March 29, 2021

Lopsy

When a large pair of breasts are crooked. Usually very obvious, especially to some male parties. Makes you want to put your head on a slant. Sometimes good, sometimes bad. It's the will of God.

Guy #1: Wow, it just looks like Lopsy won 1st and 3rd in a wet T-shirt competition!!!

by Ace Mulato November 12, 2005

lopsided

lukes girlfriends face

lukes girlfriend

by sux to be u April 6, 2004