Watch your linguini!

“Watch your linguini!”
A way of telling someone to watch their language but using shitty comedy to hide the hypocritical fact that you also curse horrendously

Guy 1: WHAT THE FUCK!
Guy 2: Watch your linguini!
Guy 1: What?

by FoxenBoxen March 8, 2022

linguini twist

The involuntary boldly movement made when you cum while getting a blow job and she continues anyway

Damn bro i did the linguini twist after I already came and she kept sucking anyway... I was so embarrassed

by Zaklore July 11, 2023

Sparky linguini legs

sparky is the only person in the world that like men and sucks the gay out of anyone

God i hate niggers, sparky linguini legs come suck the gay out that nigger.

by bozoalert May 28, 2022

The linguini

The process of a group of 5 or more men dip their dongs in cheese sauce then having a "sword fight" and who ever has the most cheese left wins. The winner gets a blow job from each man.

Yeah me and my buddies had a long night of drinking and we decided to do the linguini. Jacob one so I was assigned ti suck his balls.

by YahBoy67V July 31, 2024

loose linguini

A loosew jitalian hooker that is knwn for not packing her goods. and i mean her vagina , a very loose one. It's also known as gonohorrea in the vagina.

Dude this girl had a loose linguini, so i put some red sauce on it and ate it..

by CisGender September 7, 2016