Kelly Loffler

A US senator from Georgia that was appointed by that hick Brian Kemp. Got caught dumping stock right before the COVID-19 outbreak along with Diane Feinstein and David Purdue (another POS Georgia senator); which is very suspicious because her husband is the chairman of the New York Stock Exchange. Also has a series of campaign ads that make no sense and even compare her to Atila the Hun.

Kelly Loffler looks like the end result of what happens when a giraffe fucks an Afghan hound from behind.

by fuk_ga October 12, 2020

luffles

a luffle is known as a "love huggle" shared between two or more people. (look up huggles)

*word created by nel and ry*

real life:
shared between boyfriends/girlfriends, family members and close friends

internet:
*luffles you up* ^_^

by neldinne July 11, 2003

loffler

a sexy beast who has a massive dong, all the girls love him and want him inside them. he is a sweet cute being and loves football and treats girls good.

look at him he is one bad loffler

by luke February 14, 2004

Lifeless Prophet

An individual who tells people things that no one cares about. Usually someone who is outside of a group of people but wants to get in so trys to strike up a converstaion with whatever they have.

Guy 1: Hey did you guys here about the new linux and stuff! It's like so cool.
Guy 2: ... I really don't care
Guy 3: Damn, that kid is a real lifeless prophet.

by X-Phlo June 19, 2007

Laffle

kinda like lol but like.. cooler or something...

N00B:Yes i want to suck your cock..
N00B:OH SHIT WRONG WINDOW
SUPER1337SNIPERDRAGONBALLZGOKUGOHANSS4TRUNKS: LAFFLE!!!!

by Laffle McWaffleiron June 4, 2004

laffle

A laffle is when you start out with a chuckle and transition into a sudden bought of laughter.

When I was told the joke, at first I didn't understand, so I just chuckled. But then I understood the joke, so I laffled!
She told me a joke and it made me laffle.

by Mama Cook March 9, 2017

Lofflesophagus

What happens when you Lol (Laughing out loud) while swallowing a waffle.

During a breakfast of waffles, Jonny told Sally a joke and she Lofflesophagused

by Yourself12345 September 11, 2009