Lidl

The place to go when u want tae screp someone. You can also get a special deal, 20 packs of crisps for 15p and u can get a special on ur favourite fags! Lidl is also the only shop that sells marijuana, crack, heroine and more. Lidl's no.1 customers are Scott Sweetie (kinder bueno) and Savage Davidson.

Screp at the back of lidl

by Brian Easton Touches Little Ki November 20, 2020

Lidl

Lidl is the place u go when u want to screp someone. You can get 20 packs of crisps for 15 and u can get a special on ur favourite fags! Lidl is the only shop to sell crack, marijuana, heroin and more! Lidl's no.1 customers are Scott Sweetie(kinder bueno) and Savage Davidson.

Screp at the back of lidl

by Brian Easton Touches Little Ki November 20, 2020

Lidl Crayon

A penis that is thin like a crayon and looks like it could snap. Also tends to be deformed and to be a strange colour.

You see that guy over there? I heard he has a right Lidl crayon going on!

by General Fire November 12, 2012

Lidl Legion

Known terrorist organization operative around Ulster, in Northern Ireland

"The Lidl Legion bombed another car yesterday"

by Trase Gontzales July 9, 2021

dirty Lidl Marie

The art of using both ends of a dildo while giving your partner a hug.

Gazz: I really wanted cuddles last night but she didnt. It’s okay in the end she gave me a Dirty Lidl Marie

by Marinebw69 July 20, 2023

Lidl

A popular British supermarket used all over Britain. Used for shopping and groceries by all the people and is a Retail Chain Company.

Hey Dad, I am going to Lidl to do some shopping.

by the-maker-of-useless-words August 1, 2022