piss on my leg, and tell me it's raining

Disbelieving response to an attempt to mislead, equivalent to: "pull the wool over my eyes"

You tell me that you've worked as an airline pilot and a surgeon, too? Go on ... you'd piss on my leg, and tell me it's raining.

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why is my leg so itchy

When a persons leg is so itchy they ask the question.

Dharma is itching her leg and screams, "Why is my leg so itchy?!"

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Leg is extremely red and tender. Best way to resolve the problem is to get named with TJ ASAP or risk it causing scars…

Itchy leg from tattoo cure is to Just get naked..

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Leg is extremely red and tender. Best way to resolve the problem is to get named with TJ ASAP or risk it causing scars…

Itchy leg from tattoo cure is to Just get naked..

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Parking your shopping cart on the side of the aisle in the grocery store so people can get by, unlike Foul Park which is in the middle of the aisle.

Mary is so considerate of others she always Legit Parks at the grocery store

Legit Park by ShimSham January 26, 2014

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yo, how was the solid gold hot tub at Raf's mcmansion last night?
dude it was bathed in legitimacy. We got vodka coke martini's after.

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Legit Boss Ass Nigga is someone who is rich as fuck and will not take shit from anyone

Guy1: yo that dude is rich as fuck
Guy2: That motherfucker is a Legit Boss Ass Nigga lo

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