Eagles Landing Middle School

Built with either the jappiest of JAPS wearing golden goose and aviator nation or Brazilian kids who live in the nicest parts of boca trying to act ghetto with their saggy pants and wife beaters. Eagles landing is known for their students "protecting the nest". When in reality they all hate each other.

Hey did you see that ratchet kid in the saggy polo pants? Yeah, He goes to Eagles Landing Middle School

by lia filippelli September 8, 2021

learning girl

A woman who unknowingly spends a significant time in a bad relationship teaching her significant other to be a better partner and/or lover for their next girlfriend(s).

I spent five years with him, put up with all his bull#&$*, decorated his place, gave him a makeover, and taught him how to behave, only to have him appear like a prince for his new girlfriend Hannah. Guess I played the learning girl in that relationship.

by Couch Pig August 9, 2017

Bearnding

-The repetitive insertion of a male shaft into the female vaginal area.

- sexual intercourse

-Fuckin' a bitch.

-Tearing that pussy up.

Don't walk in there. Derek is bearnding a ho.

Man she's such a little slut. I bet i'll get her to bearned me tonight.

Whaddup baby, you down to bearned?

by thebearnder December 30, 2010

learning curve like a spirit level

Description of someone extremely slow to pick things up.

Jim's been losing at three-card monty for 3 hours now - damn he's got a learning curve like a spirit level!

by Iain1977 February 21, 2008

Wellington Landings Middle School

The oldest middle school in West Palm Beach, Florida. The school is a grade A, and get's some of the highest FCAT scores in the state, yet still can't seem to manage to get the bathrooms clean. The students are all "multicultriual" which is a fancy way of saying there are plenty of different ethnicities and whatnot. Most of the students of the female variety think Abercrombie & Fitch equals high fashion, and they also enjoy having competitions to see who can get away with the most revealing clothing without getting a detention. The boys like to think they are all "gangstas" even though most of them live in suburban areas that most definitely don't resemble "the hood". The school likes to see how many students it can cram into the cafeteria at one time, on account of the schools is far past overpopulated. The class sizes range from 23-33 students, and the teachers ages range from 27-78.

Wellington Landings Middle School Student: Hey, man, there was a fight in the cafe today. It was pimpin, dude.

Non-Wellington Landings Student: That wasn't a fight, man. That was just two girls arguing about which one of them had more scarves from Abercrombie.

by higher-standards April 19, 2009

is our children learning

George W Bush's speech on education. The full quote is, "Rarely is the question asked, is our children learning?"

Geroge W. Bush said, "Rarely is the question asked, is our children learning?" No George, they isn't.

by Barry Manilow II March 24, 2006

learning community

A pc term for we fucked up our schools, and want to come out and fuck up yours. It lowers the quality of the good and average schools while not improving the quality of the horrible schools.

Now that we have a learning community, the resources that went to the good schools, are now wasted on the horrible schools.

by benth January 9, 2010