A layin ass nigga is a person who lies, cheats and steals their way through life. A LAN will smoke a pipe of crystal meth in front of anyone and eagerly try to convince them they are “real” and telling the truth. A LAN will also shuffle for weed if they have to. A LAN can be male or female and any ethnicity or race. A LAN might have a job, or they might not, but nobody will ever know because 99% of the time LAN’s are liars.
“What up wit ‘B?’” “Oh, he’s living with his old lady again.” “Damn…. He lost his job, lost his ride, lost his girlfriend… he a Layin Ass Nigga makin’ her pay for his shit.” “She’s a Layin Ass Nigga cuz she pays for his layin' ass.
by FabulousDarkness March 06, 2016
A physical state of relaxation when you are laying down and don't want to be bothered or get up for anyone or for any reason.
phone rings
John: Hello?
Rick: Hey John, my car broke down not too far from your house. Can you come pick me up? I'm stranded at a gas station and its freezing out!
John: Man, I'd love to. But I'm watching Kung Fu and kinda layin' down right now.
*Click* Hangs up phone
John: Hello?
Rick: Hey John, my car broke down not too far from your house. Can you come pick me up? I'm stranded at a gas station and its freezing out!
John: Man, I'd love to. But I'm watching Kung Fu and kinda layin' down right now.
*Click* Hangs up phone
by Superood November 13, 2017
by Father T September 18, 2004
1; A generic alternative for "laying down the mack" 2; to flirt 3; the first step in the process of getting laid
by urbanhooker December 11, 2010
The act of intercepting the opposing team’s pass in Blitz 2000 or Blitz 2001 with St. Louis Rams defensive back Dexter McCleon.
by Raagers October 12, 2004
by Father T November 01, 2004
The moment prior to taking a major dump. Pipers are long pieces of poo that sometimes get to the length of a foot or so.
by bill May 02, 2003