lay down payment

To do a favor for or pay another persons bill and get only a lay down payment

(lay beside) in return. Not always sexual. Normally used by someone so obsessed with another that literally laying next to them is worth whatever they did or paid.

I paid her phone bill so I could get ahold of her and told her she just owed me a lay down payment. I just want her body next to mine so I can sleep for once.

by Randis Boyle August 13, 2018

lay down and wear it

owning up to a misfortune or bad mistake.

person1:man i just lost $500 gambling
person2:lay down and wear it!!!!!!!!!

by sbeezy March 23, 2009

Lay down and piss

To urinate whilst laying down comfortably

Bouie likes to lay down and piss all day

by Replacement Devin August 16, 2011

lay down a log

to take a large shit

yeah mate ill be right back just gotta lay down a log

by citropussy January 25, 2016

Lay down a straw man

Laying down a straw man is a project management technique where you throw out an idea for review/criticism knowing the idea is probably flawed. Kind of like the 3 little pigs straw house. Something made of straw is not likely to last.

I going to just lay down a straw man and we can go from there.

by jdoggit January 15, 2010

Lay Down a Bunt

While giving you a two-fisted handjob your girlfriend slides her top hand up your shaft while bending your cock almost horizontal and away from her to avoid getting splooged on.

"My old lady nearly tore my cock off trying to lay down a bunt last night."

by Windy Pig August 9, 2007

lay down a log

to take a large shit

yeah mate I'll be right back just gotta lay down a log

by citropussy December 29, 2015