lasterbating

Masterbating so much that your dick falls off and that is your last time masterbating because your dick fell off

Jim: hey what were you doing last night?
Me: I was lasterbating.
Jim: Dude, your dick fell off?
Me: Yep.

by Vagina McNuggets September 23, 2012

lasterday

The last yesterday, in other words, the day before yesterday.

The teacher spoke to her class...
"I'm sorry I was ill yesterday but we'll continue with what we were talking about lasterday."

by Irby July 23, 2005

Lastered

The art of excess drinking, normally resulting in a blackout, that has you so plastered you drop the P.

Person 1: "Hey, remember when John drank eleven beers in 40 minutes and ended up face down in the front yard the other night?"

Person 2: "Yeah, man! He was so Lastered."

by ABCritt November 7, 2011

Latatem

A person who eats a cum cracker

Hunter is such a Latatem because he ate a fucking cum cracker! I cannot believe him.

by Spoopy Boi May 16, 2021

Lanatee

A land manatee, ie. a girl so obese that she resembles a manatee on land.

Yeah bra, I was hangin' with my bromigos at the club and we got attacked by a pod of lanatees. I was like nah..............

tubby
fat slut
fatty

by ThePopealope June 4, 2010

Lamated

Anything sexual or having to do with sex.

"I totally lamated that bitch last night."
or...
"Me and this girl lamated this other girl which lamated on me but I ended up the next morning lamated this black girl.."

by Mario and Charlene December 7, 2006

lasterbation

1. Being the last person to perform in the act of masterbation amongst a group of others. 2. Last minute masterbation. 3. Last time masterbating in one's life. 4. Name of scale to determine how long one is capable of masterbating.

Tom likes watching others pleasure themselves before he sneaks in some lasterbation. Fasterbation

by CorpseSaladTime July 29, 2014