Lachie 

Instructions for a rare Lachie:
He is very dangerous and will fight you for supremacy so make sure to feed him
He will definitely kill you straight up
If you hear the cock of a gun, run.

My Lachie killed someone today.

Lachie by LuckyBigFlame May 26, 2019

Lachie 

Lachie is a good nice and strong person he has all the girls on him and if You hurt his Girl he won’t only kill you but he will kill your best friends your mum
Your pet your siblings so don’t fuck with a lachie

Wow have you seen that lachie over the there he just did not let that kid mess with his girl

Lachie by Furdada October 24, 2020

Lachie 

Lachie is a humorous guy who gets all the girls. Everyone knows who he is and one of the most popular kids in school. He is cute and the best guy to have so make sure you have one.

Person 1: Who's that person?
Person 2: Oh that's Lachie!
Person 3: He's so cool!
Person 1: ikr

Lachie by a.rando.dude May 13, 2021

lachie 

have sex with montana

hey its november 20th, have sex with montana, lachie is git

lachie by efhbSARAH February 12, 2022

Lachie 

Only redeeming feature: can pull a bitch.

He’s such a Lachie. Hahahaha

Lachie by WillBeWill009 November 17, 2022

Lachie 

Lachie is the most awesomeetst guy you will ever meet. He has a heart of black. If you are lucky enough to know one or even date one don't - trust me you will regret it if you do. If you love Lachie he will love you back (trust me I dont). He is the goofiest, sneakiest, most snarky man on planet earth. KisSS HIM! If you really love him make the first move before another boy does. He is a boy magnet and everyone loves him. He is a popular boy who everyone loves both as a best friend and a boyfriend. Don't be afraid to be his friend. I was Lachies friend for 15 years before we started kissing, just make sure you dont get stuck in the friend zone. (Men) We were friends an now we're in love. (he and i make child a lot)

Me: Look a lachie
You:wher
Me: There!1
You: :0
Me: *sweatss*
You: *shits*
Lachie: *falls over from all the men*
Everyone: *cryinrg*

Lachie by AwesomeAutism December 6, 2022

Lachie O'Connored 

To be so drunk that you pass out and hold on to the grass for dear life to avoid falling off the world.

Andrew: Dude was i drunk last night?
Stuart: You weren't just drunk you got Lachie O'Connored

Lachie O'Connored by Matt Bentonwqqw March 4, 2012