A state of constant procrastination.
Anyone (typically an employee) who takes excessive liberties within an organization with limited supervision and zero accountability. The LP will take extended lunches and numerous breaks at inopportune/inappropriate times throughout the day.
When tired, the LP leaves early even if there is
work to be done, claiming the "
work can wait 'till Monday."
When awake, the LP masters the art of the 3:45pm-4:10 break period only to leave at 4:20 when the
work day clearly ends at 5. Other times, the LP will not show up to
work at all often with no prior warning by choosing to 'work from
home.'
To the LP, 'working from
home' includes oil changes, hair appointments, concerts, moving out and trips to the zoo.