Listener's Block

The inability to choose a song to play when confronted with a large iTunes library. Similar concept as "Writer's Block"
Bro1: Dude, hurry up and pick a song to play, this party is dying!

Bro2: I can't man! Too many songs to choose from! I've got a serious case of Listener's Block.
by simbrose May 20, 2011
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pretend listening

When Ryan Mayle acts like he is listening but really he is focused on other things... Generally he just yups, and yeahs a person while they are speaking. Quite possibly and more than likely, he is thinking about the future Petty Officer Mayle or tater tots.
Did you hear me or are you just pretend listening?
by Queen Neptune July 29, 2014
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listening to music

Feeling alive via music, Going back in time, Remembering the good and the bad, Moshing, Dancing, Rocking out, Crying, Smiling, Singing
We will be listening to music everyday, 'till the end of time.
by MusiczDreamlovr September 20, 2009
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listen bitch

"Listen Bitch," The Phrase you hear before SHIT GETS REAL!
"Listen bitch, Stay the fuck away from..."
by Kitty_From.Hell October 11, 2014
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binge listen

Consuming an entire podcast series at once (or several episodes at a time until every installment has been heard).

(similar to binge watching, but with podcasts)
I just binge listened to every episode of the Artie Quitter Podcast, so I'm completely caught up with everyone who's been listening to the series, from the beginning.
by itstheit August 16, 2016
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non-listener

A NON-LISTENER is simply a selfish twat who utterly refuses to listen to ANYONE, even their own children, family, friends, etc. Incredibly selfish in their existence, they will blow off even the most caring and appreciative folks in their life. Also commonly found to abuse alcohol, which exacerbates their monumental NON-LISTENING. They can usually HEAR you, but do not LISTEN.

Also refers to children who do not LISTEN properly and pay attention. In most cases, it has been found that NON-LISTENER children do not LISTEN because their parents DO NOT LISTEN.
"That piss-drunk cock is a real and genuine NON-LISTENER."

"Motherfucker won't even listen to his own son on the phone, total non-listener."

"That little peckerhead doesn't listen because his parents do not listen. Non-listener!"
by Merrillizer January 28, 2017
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Piss Listening

When a person/homo listens to another person take a piss.
Jon: I heard Dale piss weird.
Some douche kid: You homo, you were piss listening?
by Brown Bic Ass Lighter. May 02, 2010
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