An inconsiderate slob who drives in the left lane and won't move over to let anyone pass.
A left lane dick. A left lamer.
A left lane dick. A left lamer.
A long line of soccer moms in their SUVs followed the left lane hog. Each one was waiting for her chance to be first in line.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005
Get the left lane hog mug.Truckers who illegally drive in the left lane of the highway, leading up to fines and jail time. Because of the penalties for driving this lane, Truck Drivers avoid it at all cost.
by Iceman224 September 16, 2018
Get the Left Lane Gang mug.A driver who always drives faster than the other cars, that he is almost always in the left lane (trying to pass other cars).
by Derek L. December 4, 2007
Get the left-lane driver mug.The act of spraying an excessive amount of washer fluid (especially on sunny days) on the car behind you after you've pulled in front of them. Typically used to serve vigilante justice to an inconsiderate left lane bandit.
Man, there were so many left lane bandits out there yesterday, that on a 2 hour drive I went through 3 gallons of washer fluid handing out the ole left lane car washse.
by FlyInverted May 15, 2015
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Get the left lane bandit mug.by wicky wack January 22, 2011
Get the left lane shit hauler mug.Left Lane Jackass (LLJ): A person driving in the left lane on a highway either at the speed limit or usually slightly below the limit AND the following conditions are present: 1) Another car or cars is behind them wanting to go faster; 2) The person driving is completely unaware of his or her surroundings.
The following conditions are not necessary for the definition, but are frequently observed: There is a blinker flashing and the driver is completely unaware of it and has no intention of changing lanes, and 2) The driver may be talking on a cell phone, putting on make-up, or daydreaming.
Supporting evidence includes: The drivers behind the LLJ appear pissed off, and 2) drivers behind the LLJ are usually tail-gaiting and flashing their lights, however, this usually has no effect, due to condition #2 of the definition.
The following conditions are not necessary for the definition, but are frequently observed: There is a blinker flashing and the driver is completely unaware of it and has no intention of changing lanes, and 2) The driver may be talking on a cell phone, putting on make-up, or daydreaming.
Supporting evidence includes: The drivers behind the LLJ appear pissed off, and 2) drivers behind the LLJ are usually tail-gaiting and flashing their lights, however, this usually has no effect, due to condition #2 of the definition.
Passenger: "Hey, is there a traffic jam ahead?"
Driver: No, it's another left lane jackass.
Passenger: Just get a little closer to him, I'm sure he'll move over when he notices us.
Driver: He's frigging clueless, and doesn't even know that I'm 12 inches from his bumper. I think he's talking on his cell phone.
Driver: No, it's another left lane jackass.
Passenger: Just get a little closer to him, I'm sure he'll move over when he notices us.
Driver: He's frigging clueless, and doesn't even know that I'm 12 inches from his bumper. I think he's talking on his cell phone.
by MeDavebo September 29, 2014
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