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left lane hog

An inconsiderate slob who drives in the left lane and won't move over to let anyone pass.

A left lane dick. A left lamer.
A long line of soccer moms in their SUVs followed the left lane hog. Each one was waiting for her chance to be first in line.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005
mugGet the left lane hogmug.

Left Lane Gang

Truckers who illegally drive in the left lane of the highway, leading up to fines and jail time. Because of the penalties for driving this lane, Truck Drivers avoid it at all cost.
That dam truck is in the money lane again. He must be a member of the Left Lane Gang.
by Iceman224 September 16, 2018
mugGet the Left Lane Gangmug.

left-lane driver

A driver who always drives faster than the other cars, that he is almost always in the left lane (trying to pass other cars).
Mark always drives soo fast, he's such a left-lane driver.
by Derek L. December 4, 2007
mugGet the left-lane drivermug.

left lane car wash

The act of spraying an excessive amount of washer fluid (especially on sunny days) on the car behind you after you've pulled in front of them. Typically used to serve vigilante justice to an inconsiderate left lane bandit.
Man, there were so many left lane bandits out there yesterday, that on a 2 hour drive I went through 3 gallons of washer fluid handing out the ole left lane car washse.
by FlyInverted May 15, 2015
mugGet the left lane car washmug.

left lane bandit

Left Lane Bandit is a more "PC" way of saying Left Lane Dick
mugGet the left lane banditmug.

left lane shit hauler

someone who hauls turkey shit in the left lane with a 18-wheeler.
dude, did you see those left lane shit haulers? no but i sure smelled them!!
by wicky wack January 22, 2011
mugGet the left lane shit haulermug.

Left Lane Autism

When someone continuously drives in the left lane of a highway below an acceptable speed oblivious to the obvious social cues of being passed on the right. The driver will also fail to make eye contact or acknowledge the multitude of vehicles parading by.
I was stuck behind this guy with left lane autism for at least seven miles. I watched him get passed by thirteen vehicles including two loaded dump trucks and a piece of farm equipment.
by BellsBeach50 July 20, 2023
mugGet the Left Lane Autismmug.

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