lamp

this word stands for LMAO but instead we use lamp to confuse other people :)

my nan died LAMP

by ginger.slag January 25, 2021

lamp

an appliance turned on and off to brighten a room

hey a lamp. . . hooray

by beanballz April 30, 2010

Lamp

(noun). A lamp is someone who is allowed to be at your bedside in times of need(or otherwise), but is not allowed to be in your bed with you. Basically, a lamp is a close friend who will always be in the friend zone.

"Hey, why don't you go out with Coco? She's so hot!"
"Dude, because she's a lamp"

by N & Nothing Else November 15, 2016

Lamp

1) (v) To hang out next to a streetlamp.
2) (v) To relax while others panic.

"I'm on the street, cold lampin'" -- Public Enemy (Cold lampin' with Flavor).

by VAKI5 October 23, 2003

lamp

To desexualize a person by metaphorically putting a lamp shade over their penis

He is such a lamp.

I lamped him.

I love lamp

by jaksf February 11, 2010

LAMP

Acronym for "long ass meaningless post" in a forum. People posting opinons in a forum that are off topic, and continue forever.

I hate LAMP
-That would be a typical reply you would see in a forum topic, that is off topic and/or overly dicussed.

by Scott June 19, 2006

Lamp

To be punched,smacked or beaten the crap outta

that johnny bananas recieved a right lampin from roger after shaggin rogers missus

by T McCann October 20, 2010