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Kristopher

A boy or man with a crazy height and huge hands. His handwriting is horrid, never let him in a business where you have to write. He has a FAT ass nose. He's such a bully and thinks everybody wants him.
Person: Hey Kristopher!
Kristopher: No *he takes a big sniff as his nose jiggles from how big it is*

Person: Can you write this paper for me?

Kristopher: Yea *writes paper*
Person: What the hell! What is this sloppy sh*t!
by IHATEHIM558 January 24, 2024
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Kristopher

Big, huge, and magnanimous are just a few words to describe Kristopher, and I’m talking about his heart.
Kristopher is typically a male name meaning “bearer of Christ.”

This is the type of guy who will drive 12 hours just to see you. Always gives flowers. Never stops loving you or treating you right. Opens the door, always. Calm and gentle in demeanor, but will bite your head off if you try to mess with him or the people he loves.

Very smart and educated. Super funny, the kind of funny that makes you laugh until you cry. Exceptionally charming and charismatic. Typically, Kristophers have sexy dark features with deep, majestic eyes. He has the personality of a salesman, meaning you’ll never run out of things to talk about.

If Kristopher feels too long, Kris is your next best option… or Papa Krees if you’re feeling bold.
Wait, who’s the best boyfriend ever? Oh, that’s Kristopher.
Who’s that guy treating his fiancée so well? Oh yeah, his name is Kristopher.
Wow, I think Kristopher is going to be the best husband to his supper beautiful wife!
by Blopitunlover January 19, 2026
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kristopher london

A black youtuber who happens to be a giraffe
did you see Kristopher London's new video.
by zachF22 October 7, 2017
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kristopher andrews aka bambi

Is an un-original piece of shit gay electronica singer who is balding at 20 and sings about dick.
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kristopher andrews aka bambi.
by mb dope January 3, 2008
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Kristopher London

A tall basketball youtuber, who is kind of fake tbh.
by Mowaffles September 5, 2021
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Kristopher Arnold

The sexiest guy around. Probably one of the best actors I know, even if he has a few mental disorders. Very attractive and humorous.

For some reason, despite the fact that he's batshit crazy, girls are attracted to him, and stalk him frequently. They dig the mysterious, lonesome poet actor look, I guess.
Tyler: Kristopher Arnold is fucking tight.

Nate: Yeah, Kris is pretty cool for a backstabbing dick.
by theREALprinceofdarknesss October 16, 2011
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Kristopher Snowdon

An ex security guard type who has anger issues. The type that gets banned from social media regularly.
Kristopher Snowdon was working at the waterloo when a naked man tried to attack him.
by Rabbi86 October 30, 2021
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