Kristopher London

A tall basketball youtuber, who is kind of fake tbh.

Kristopher london a capper.

by Mowaffles September 5, 2021

Kristopher Arnold

The sexiest guy around. Probably one of the best actors I know, even if he has a few mental disorders. Very attractive and humorous.

For some reason, despite the fact that he's batshit crazy, girls are attracted to him, and stalk him frequently. They dig the mysterious, lonesome poet actor look, I guess.

Tyler: Kristopher Arnold is fucking tight.

Nate: Yeah, Kris is pretty cool for a backstabbing dick.

by theREALprinceofdarknesss October 16, 2011

Kevin Kristopher Kruise

An imaginary boyfriend made up by a completely insane 15 year old questionably female individual. Kevin is from a family of 6-12 children, all of which are boys, and he has/had an indentical twin brother who commited suicide.

Kevin can also be used as an exclamation when something is completely rediculous or fake.

"That chick's boobs are so fake."
"Yeah, Kevin Kristopher Kruise is realer than those."

by Heidi Brenntmann March 30, 2009

kristopher andrews aka bambi

Is an un-original piece of shit gay electronica singer who is balding at 20 and sings about dick.

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kristopher andrews aka bambi.

by mb dope January 3, 2008

Kristopher

The guy who ran track in high school, ate baby carrots, and drank expired school chocolate milk all throughout senior year English while studying classic literature.

Wow, I hope my son grows up to be a Kristopher some day!

by Kachow_95 February 18, 2021

Kristoph-Sexual

a term referring to those who are exclusively (or almost exclusively) attracted to the character Kristoph Gavin from the video game "Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney. Such people recognize that, whatever their sexual preferences would typically be, they would nevertheless smash Kristoph in a game of "Smash or Pass"

It seems to be connected to a desire for--and enjoyment of--being pissed on by Kristoph Gavin. Even those who would not usually enjoy such an activity have expressed such a desire

Damn, Someone just pissed on me and now I am feeling very Kristoph-sexual

by Kristoph Gavin April 15, 2024

Kristopher

the name of a guy that will blow your back out on site

holy shit its Kristopher watch out hes gonna blow our backs out!!!

by kriiisss November 14, 2021