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Kobe Bryant 

A guard for the Los Angeles Lakers who believes that trying to look like Michael Jordan by padding his stats is more important than winning a title or even a game for that matter.
Kobe Bryant is Allan Houston with 45 field goal attempts.

Kobe Bryant by BRHEE September 6, 2006

Kobe Bryant 

The best ball hog in the NBA but the second best person on the Lakers. Gasol is the best, Kobe only averaging only 4 assists a game.
Gasol: "Kobe i'm open"

Kobe Bryant : "Wait bitch i wanna crossover the four niggas on me"

Kobe: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhh shit they stole the ball i got yall next time

Gasol: "Kobe you ass you fucking jack we lost the game to the CAVS"

Kobe: "Well atleast i got my 67 points, 10 rebounds and no assists."

Kobe Bryant 

when having the woman suck on your ballsack you repeatedly bounce your dick on her forehead, as if your dribbling a basketball. Like kobe Bryant.
After watching L.A. ball up on San Francisco i decided to let my girl get in on a little Kobe Bryant herself.
Kobe Bryant by BennyTdaGREAT! September 19, 2009

Kobe Bryant day 

We will have a giant party about Kobe Bryant Day and how he helped us all through tough times.
Kobe Bryant day by Jazzy10181 January 27, 2020

National Kobe bryant day 

a day to celebrate the loss of kobe bryant, huge inspiration, amazing father, and NBA star loved by many.
today is National Kobe bryant day, i’ll make a three pointer in honor of him.

Kobe Bryant 

After engaging in coitus with your partner, you pull out before climax and step back while she gets on her knees and opens your mouth. You shoot the shot of man milk into her mouth at a high trajectory whilst yelling "KOBE" at the buzzer.
I gave her the ol' Kobe Bryant last night and somehow, through all of the hard D, I managed to make the shot!
Kobe Bryant by illevated June 25, 2016