stretch the kitty

Verb: Describes a sexual act involving vaginal penetration. The “kitty”, otherwise known as “pussy” may be “stretched” (spread, expanded, widened, or filled) using a penis, tongue, finger(s), sex toy or other insertable object. When properly executed “stretching the kitty” renders the kitty keeper orgasmic, ecstatic, relaxed and fulfilled.
Stretch the kitty has noting to do with real kitty cats. No real cats were harmed during the creation of this definition.

Guy: Dude, I want tostretch the kitty so badly tonight!
Girl: Tom can stretch the kitty so wide that I can barely walk!

by Gibster805 January 30, 2021

Kitty Drank

Gatorade or any other sports drink, but preferably Gatorade.

Man, I'm so mad that they discontinued the Tiger Wood's Kitty Drank.

I need to buy some more Kitty Drank before I head out to the gym.

by Z-jizzledog September 7, 2010

Hello Kitty Says ACAB

A saying used by "e girls" / "fake alt girls." What this saying is doing, is romantisizing the BLM movement and turning it into an aesthetic. Most people (not all) people saying this are white and have never come across racism but they think they have the right to speak for black people. (which they do NOT) People saying this are probably pretending to be bi and they go my she/they but the make fun of neopronouns.

Fake alt girl: UwU hello kitty says acab
Person 2: shut up the black lifes matter movement is not a joke!

by Esme_is_gay_af January 1, 2021

Hello kitty girl

A girl who prolly got daddy issues and wears pink and black, she tend to dress like an egirl and she got hello kitty wallpaper or peluche

-Hey man i'm dating an hello kitty girl
-Nah bro leave her alone, that's a massive red flag

by Tratraffy January 15, 2023

kitty roca

A treat for household dogs often found in the household cat's litterbox.

I was finishing up my laundry last night and I spotted Rex eating the last of the kitty roca.

by Davey Rocket November 11, 2003

Hello kitty girl

An e-girl that loves to wear pink, has at least one hello kitty tattoo, listens to MCR and likes to tell guys all the perverted things she will do to them. After she’s had sex with you she’ll suck out your soul and crush your heart because you aren’t her Dear Daniel. Then she’ll ghost you for another random guy on tinder. She probably made a deal with Satan to look hot to all men.

Friend: “So how did it go with the Hello Kitty girl??”
Victim:”Natalia is really amazing sooo cute and sweet!”

3 months later…

Friend:”hey how’s Natalia?”
Victim:”That Hello Kitty girl sucked every last drop of lifeforce out of me, I’ll never be the man that I was”

by IsawIcameIconquered February 13, 2023

hello kitty says acab

the people who use this are usually those "alt" and "indie" kids who couldn't let go of the whole tiktok trend in august.
basically those who dress in eye blinding colors with multiple layered skirts and crazy hair styles. and they usually drink the pink monster energy. they have a weird obsession with the company sanrio, specifically the characters hello kitty, my melody, and kuromi. when most of the time they have no idea about the other characters sanrio has made. they probably don't even know that hello kitty once dressed up as a cop..

person who doesn't take acab as an aesthetic: so what is your personality like?

alt hello kitty says acab girl: well...

alt hello kitty says acab girl: hello kitty says acab uwu 🥺❤️

person who doesn't take acab as an aesthetic: get away from me

by ~~ann0nn <3~ November 16, 2020