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Kinder HSPVA Vocal Dept. 

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A department in the High School for the Performing and Visual Arts that deals with training of the voice in all (you will only sing classical music, stop dreaming) types of music. It is a school where the best middle school singers in Houston, Texas go to have their spirits broken. It will include verbal abuse towards sexually confused/frustrated teenagers. You will be accused of smoking weed if you don't sound the best, and you will be berated for wearing a mask for corona virus. You will be ridiculed among the other art areas for being "stupid musicians". You will come out a better singer but you will NEVER want to do it again.
"My mom really laid into me last night, felt like I was back in the Kinder HSPVA Vocal Dept.
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Dirty kinder egg 

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When a girl smacks the absolute shit out of your face whilst your friends watch from the other end of the table
Teo: I got a dirty kinder egg the other day from keira
Tyler: Yeah I saw you weak midget
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Dutch kinder surprise

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Forget the dutch oven!
Lets talk about the dutch kinder surprise! When a woman farts sitting up and it accidently slides into the vagina and she lets her partner go down later on only for her to let it come out like a dutch kinder surprise in their face!
I am not going down on you again, last time you ripped a dutch kinder surprise in my face and it almost cause me to get a nosebleed!
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