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keyed

when ones vehicle or other expensive possession becomes defaced by someone scraping off the paint with their own set of keys
Dammit.. someone keyed my car last night! Little freshman fuckers!
by Ross Smith February 13, 2003
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Keyes

A manly man who is hot and sexy no matter what the condition.
by Kegis October 17, 2017
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keyed

Sorry I'm so distracted, I'm hella keyed right now.
by blair April 11, 2004
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Keeker

A keeker is another word for penis.
Wow what a nice keeker you have
Nice keeker
by Walmartman445 October 25, 2020
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Keyed

In an attempt to replace the "aging" word "based", a word which becomes less exclusive and morw well-known, a 4chan user proposed a new word which appears to have no particular origin. He hopes that the word "keyed" will be used mainstream by the end of 2021.

Keyed is a defined as a word used alternatively to "based", and may refer to a hot take, unpopular opinion, or new, challenging idea.
Example: "Your Twitter rant was keyed af, you're gonna be fired"
by Bush Demolition Co. December 31, 2020
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keekee bird

Semi-mythical bird often found in the far north of Alaska and Canada. It is often found when temperatures dip below -20 degrees below 0, and while it is never seen it is easily recognized by its call:

"Kee-Keee-Keee-RIST ITS COLD OUT HERE!"

It can sometimes be found much further south than its normal range, migrating the during winter months.
Overheard in Alaska:

"Hey, PVT. Jones, we need a new box of grid squares; go see the supply SGT."

"You got it, Sarge." Opens Door. "KEEE-KEEE-KEEE-RIST ITS COLD OUT HERE!"

Sarge: "Looks like you just found the KeeKee Bird!"
by John Dunkelburg August 20, 2013
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keyed

Getting completely fucked up through the use of both alcohol and marijuana.
"We were just gonna drink last night, but Jed brought his four-footer and we all got keyed.
by Tekao Keshe October 6, 2005
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