matt keener

A fantasy retard with no friends or life ... (did I mention he’s fat )🐳

Matt keener is a stupid fat fuck

by Not a fat fuck (unlike Matt) May 8, 2018

monetary keener

1. A keener that does what he needs to do in order to graduate.

2. A keener motivated by monetary stimulus from mentors or family.

Steve Naylor is only taking college courses while still in high school to please his grandparents. He's such a monetary keener.

by Fensk January 1, 2014

Keener

A party or get together where booze or gambling is frowned upon.

Dude, that party was a total Keener. If you’re planning on throwing a Keener, count me out!

by Cgland May 8, 2022

Thor Keener

Thor Keener is the main character from the 1999 movie "Dimpled Ballied".

Thor Keener has a younger brother, Trystan Keener. The main thing you should know about Thor Keener is that he has a skinny wiener. This is the joke of the movie.

At a sleepover, two friends are changing into their PJs

Ben Dover: Bro, why is your wiener so skinny?

Jake Diamond: Oh, I was just taking some inspiration from Thor Keener

by dimpledballz June 3, 2023