kasper @kasperphobic

paul dano simp <3 the riddler irl

"who played the riddler in the 2022 batman movie?"
"oh,, that's Kasper @kasperphobic"

by kasperphobic May 5, 2022

kasper urban

a man with the most basic taste in women

that guy is such a Kasper Urban, he likes hhx'ere

by djmcdonaldshår November 28, 2022

Kasper

Kasper is a very cool person. He is funny and smart too. He is also very good at soccer.

Kasper is just cool and he has a high rizz.

by me-em December 17, 2022

A Kasper Grønkjær

When you forget to pull our your parachute in Call of Duty Warzone and slam to the ground.

A Kasper Grønkjær is also then you use 40 sniper bullets and miss every shot.

When you make a shitty play it's also called a "Grønkjær"

Oh my god he just made a Kasper Grønkjær

by Lasse Christensen May 2, 2020

Kasper

A danish slang, that usual refers to a very gay person. It's originated from the Danish version of the "Fantastic Five". Where five gay people help a straight fix up their life.

Target: Oh, does my nipples look to big in this shirt?
Beholder: Oh my god your such a Kasper!

by Gumle Dyr January 13, 2008

Kasperbauer

An awful, German punishment.

"You have been very bad."
"What are you going to do to me?"
"I'm going to Kasperbauer you."
*evil death music.*

by The Chairman. October 25, 2010

Kasper Sandøy

A guy with a massive shlong. It weights about 17 tonns. he is very fast, altough his penis is 17 tonns. he uses the so called "sprettert paradox or sprettert effeckt" to make himself "sprint" very fast.

Guy 1: Woah! that guys penis is massive!
Guy 2: it must be Kasper Sandøy .

by Cal_The_Dragon March 17, 2021