"Girls Just Wanna Have Rum" is when Cyndi Lauper, is drunk on beer! This is my joke, on her "Girls Just Wanna Have FuNn!"
Cyndi Lauper, has recently retired. She celebrates, with her friends, and sings: "Girls Just Wanna Have Rum"! Happy retirement, Cyndi Lauper! Your singing, has been, truly a blast!
by I'mcrazy August 8, 2024

Hym "The original lyrics of 'girls just want to have fun' we're co-opted by the singer to make women look better than they actually are. Much like literally everything in life.
by Hym Iam July 16, 2024

by DogesIEat February 2, 2022

by Cloud44049 May 31, 2024

A phrase you can tell someone when they are going through a tough patch. It originated from a very popular YouTube channel.
by Ragebait101 August 18, 2025

I literally don't.
Hym "I really don't 'just have to' do anything. I 'have to' is 'be paid.' That's the only thing I 'have to do.' Or be given some kind of conformation that I'm not going to be paid so I can hurry stab up a kid and kill myself. I really don't 'have to' do anything beyond that because nothing outside of that paradigm matters."
by Hym Iam June 6, 2024
