juanalejandro

Juanalejandro is one of the best people you could meet. His personality is one of a kind. He's one of the funniest people. He can be sarcastic and stubborn at times. He's smart and understanding. He's there for you. He knows how to treat a girl and make her feel special. He's a jealous guy when in a relationship only because he's afraid to lose you. He's romantic and will go through so much just to stay by your side. He's a guy with real feelings and will know how to make you smile even on your worst days. He'll make you feel worth more then what you think. You'll never wanna leave his side. Juanalejandro is basically perfect like Juan.

Juanalejandro is the most perfect person

by Ninja turtle112233445566778899 November 8, 2019

juanparty12

It's when scam Turkish and Indian companies get into the penis massages and bollywood xxx actors

Guy 1: dude look up Juanparty12 on google

Guy2: ok...

Guy 1: read the 2nd and third results

Guy 2: dude wtf... what decisions in life brought you to the discovery of this shit

by Sad anus December 25, 2019

Junkage

A man's answer to woman's cleavage. A fashion statement achieved by adjusting ones fly to various levels to achieve an inviting look.

All the girls were talking about Jimmy's titillating junkage display.

At fashion week in Milan, it was officially decided that tasteful junkage is the new black.

by Showem January 26, 2013

juandan

the combination of someone named Juan and Dan, usually in a library setting, usually more funny than either by themselves. They often combine to form a juandan robot.

yea, i gotta do some homework and then fight robots with juandan.

by juandan March 13, 2009

JuanCarlos

A name only for the best of the best. This name has a few requirements such as a large dick and to be extremely athletic. He not only plays soccer and is great with ladies but he also manages to do good in school. If you ever encounter one as know it is rare ask him to marry you imediatly. He is the best boyfriend and always will be a keeper but he gets bored fast so keep adapting to hus needs.

person 1: I want a perfect boy like yours

Person 2: well you better find yourself a JuanCarlos

by That Boi Anthony AND BAE January 3, 2016

Junkaneering

someone who makes things out of junk

mate, that bike you built out of a pile of garbage is an excellent example of Junkaneering. its so good you could use it every day if it wasn't so crappy looking.

by fartiscrubs June 15, 2018

juandavid

the best guy you will ever know

juandavid is funney

by gdfhfs May 3, 2018