jonk

junk, stuff

Tha jonk is tight!

by Ted April 11, 2003

jonk

Its having a wank and a jobbie at the same time. Its very hard to do - I tried once and failed....

Man - he really is teasing out a jonk.

by Anonymous July 22, 2003

jonk

a retard, a cretin, a total fucking imbecile, someone u dont like

OMFG!u complete and total jonk, what the fuck are u doing?

that stupid jonk donkey punched me last night

u fucking retard!u r such a jonk

by rosie/mica July 01, 2006

jonks

see also jonx.

"My boyfriend has cartoonishly ginormous jonks."

by Susie Lee February 17, 2004

jonk

hidari te, left handed laotian; one who jonks to survive; a sociopath; believes in mcmahanism;

i got jonked in the face while drinking green tea

by ditry ak November 02, 2006

Jonking

Verb, to Jonk. Effectively means to masturbate while engaged in the act of defecation.
It’s roots are the Scottish colloquial terms ‘jobby’ (defecate) and ‘wank’ (masturbate).

"Johnny's off to the toilet for a jonk... make sure he's locked the door"

by Gardineroso September 16, 2003

jonking

A delusional verve brought on by the realization of one's awesomeness

I am jonking, you are not that neato

by laddleladdle February 17, 2009