jizzmopper

DJ Xman Cleaning up after the awesome splooge that is the DJ Blacklight show.

That Jizzmopper Xman will have to ring out his shirt after today's lottery show.

by mimikova April 28, 2011

Jizzmopper

A person whom is magnetically attracted to & absourbs any semen within a 1 mile radius ,& has no control or choice over the accumulation ingested inside that person's orfice s.

When the breeze is around, it blows all the semen in town right at that jizzmopper

by Squachy September 11, 2025