by bangers-n-mash September 8, 2019
Get the dishwasher mug.an "insult" used by pick me girls and men of lower iq than the average. It's supposed to hurt girls for like, doing pretty much anything, and when you complain about it, they say it's DaRk HuMoR. of course, these people can't make you laugh even if you paid them. the comebacks for it are few and not powerful, but you don't even need one because these people just dig their own comedic hole the time they say it. anyway, a lot of people answer with "ok wallet" or "kill all men 2020", the last one is great because it offends them. after using it, you're supposed to hit them with the BUT IT'S DARK HUMOR SNOWFLAKE YOU CAN'T TAKE A JOKE
"ok but why is my dishwasher talking"
"i know you're asking me to stop disrespecting you but shut up dishwasher"
"i know you're asking me to stop disrespecting you but shut up dishwasher"
by sprinklesprankle July 29, 2020
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by Kingflail October 21, 2010
Get the JoshuaSheren mug.Bob: "Hey, should I cook up some salmon in the dishwasher for dinner later?"
Rod: "Don't nobody want that dishwasher salmon, motherfucker!"
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by LightningStu April 21, 2022
Get the Dishwasher salmon mug.Also known as the international sandwich maker day, March 8th is here to remind all women that they are just property/objects that all men own!
Person 1: yo it's international dishwasher day
Person 2: oh I'll make sure I remind Jessica, she hasn't been doing the dishes lately!
Person 2: oh I'll make sure I remind Jessica, she hasn't been doing the dishes lately!
by The_best_jew March 8, 2019
Get the International dishwasher day mug.by Your Girth is Your Worth! November 13, 2004
Get the loading the dishwasher mug.When a man fills a women's vagina with dishwasher soap to wash the fesis off his penis after plundering her anus.
Dude I had so much poop on my dick after fucking her ass that I had to use the Swedish Dishwasher technique.
by matty tee September 30, 2010
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