Jestoni

Awesome, Sexy, Strongest, Unique

Jestoni = Strongest

by FindingStrongPeople June 16, 2011

jetsonian

Relating to a time in the future, similar to that on the classic television show The Jetsons.

We are only a few years worth of R&D away from a fully working jetsonian car.

by jetsonian March 31, 2003

jett main

a jett main is a absolute wanker and bastard who cries themselves to sleep and finds fun in instalocking, slandering and in general just being a absolute dick. they complain about the team comp when they instalocked themselves and then tries to act cool by doing trickshots but they just fail miserably because that's how much of donkeys they are. they often compare themselves to tenz, but literally suck so bad you go blind from watching their gameplay.

"hey mom! i'm officially coming out as... a jett main!"
"get out of my house you twat! i have no room in my residence for cunts!"

by gidleoutsold June 12, 2022

Wet Jetson

When you diarrhea in aluminum foil, gently place wrapped surprise into the refrigerator as decoy for leftovers.

I was starving after work, and my damn roommate, only left me to my surprise, wet jetson.

by Tomorrow People November 7, 2015

jettison stage one

To take a dump, especially when great quantities of ejecta are involved.

to jettison stage one (expr.):

"Uhh. That was exhausting."
"Core dump?"
"More like jettisoning stage one."

by varn_ix August 11, 2008

Jewtopia

A land where Jews are imprisoned to escape persecution from Nazi Germans and ancient Egyptians.

It's current location is unknown. This area is not antisemitic nor is it a concentration camp per se.

If you're feeling down and lonely being a Jew, take a trip to Jewtopia, where you can be with all your doctor and lawyer friends.

by Poopoo Pants of Doom August 3, 2012

Jetson

Sex move for going down on a girl where you imitate the Jetsons mobile by blowing a raspberry into her snatch

The only way she could cum was with a good long Jetson:

by Crooked_J August 31, 2017