January 9th, National Fuck a Furry Day

On January 9th, despite views on your future sexual orientation, you are highly encouraged to hit up a furry and have some intimate relationships with them!

January 9th, National Fuck a Furry Day
Todd: Oh shit dude, its January 9th, we gotta fuck a furry!
Jerald: Dude you gotta get a big one, last year was some scrawny white dude who smelled like a day old four loko

by ffaiit January 5, 2024

9th january

ask your crush out cuz why not

"hey so wanna go out?"
"sorry im bu-"
"its 9th january so u have to go out with me"

by aftussy4life February 15, 2022

9th January

People born on this day are real assholes.

"Did you hear? That person was born on 9th January." "What a badass!"

by cartman.is.gay March 14, 2022

9th of January

The 9th of January is yet again...
You guessed it, Skip Day for Highschool Kids...
I'm sorry Elementary Rebels, but you gotta be in school...
On this day it is recommended to do something nice for your friends as well, possibly go to the movies (if there is any good ones) or take them all to Lunch (Or just your special someone)
Have fun out there on the 9th because I'm sure I will
Dont forget, there is no penalty for skipping on this day.

Principal: Why was nobody at school yesterday?

Teacher: I have no clue.

Student: Allow me to help you answer that question. It was Skip Day for Highschool Kids. Check it out on Urban Dictionary, 9th of January.

by _.Urban-Dictionary._ December 11, 2019