Jakey Classic

The act of fucking someone’s mom so hard her vagina bleeds, giving the illusion that she’s on her period, when in reality… it’s just jakey makin her ta-tas bounce and her goochie bleed

Wow! She just got the Jakey Classic!

by Jakey Classic December 7, 2021

jakey penguin

A person who enjoys the 'odd tipple' and a white ring around the nostril from a certain tranquilizer powder.. whilst attempting to walk/dance around a festival/free party/rave in a straight line and simultaneously maintain a certain sense of decorum.

-often found amongst the rave scene of england and throughout europe. may be hard to spot without the right tools.

a 'munter' or jakey penguin enthusiast

by bristokristo July 15, 2010

Jakey juice

All kind of liquids produced from Jake.

Jake you got your jakey juice on me.

by #1weirdo November 15, 2020

skanky jakey

A lil boy who thinks he is a playa and big time ladies man when in all reality he has to take his cousin to prom.

Hey look, that kid over there with his cousin is a skanky jakey!

by Kinky kirky August 28, 2008

Jakey Bear

An awesome cuddly guy named Jacob. He is sweet, romantic, passionate etc. This is a name your girlfriend gives you.

Oh, Jakey bear, i love you so much!<3

by jrawrzky April 22, 2011

Playboi Jakey

(n) - teen boy who wears pocket chains and rings while also obtaining a fade. Most likely seen wearing vintage or gothic attire.

Aye who’s that goth boi? Oh that’s just Playboi Jakey!

by Trill2020 November 2, 2018

A dirty jakey

When one proceeds to milk the semen of Andrew brown as normal milk simply does not give enough nutrients for someone of jakeys stature

Will you give browner a dirty jakey there

by Jarringmederrrr November 24, 2021