All through the house, not a creature was stirring, except for fuckin Tom who just pulled a Jackson Pollock Wake Up Maneuver in poor little Cindy Lou, that twat, waking everyone to see his newest masterpiece.
The Jackson Pollock Wake Up Maneuver wins again...
The Jackson Pollock Wake Up Maneuver wins again...
by B Tsunami December 31, 2025
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What's that smell? It smells like cheese... Oh Brad! I can't believe you left another "eskimo jacksonpollock" in my car! I just cleaned it!
by chuckyk18 January 23, 2010
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