A form of birth control called depo provera that’s injected into your ass cheek and you’reset for three months. Also gets rid of your period. Highly recommend
Beta whore: I’m done sucking ass, now is my chance to slurp booty juice *dies*
Alpha pimp: I am saving slurping booty juice for a special occasion and will only commit to it once I have properly prepared and assessed the situation at hand *lives happy life*