inverted tamale

The act of wrapping ones penis in a cornhusk and having anal intercourse with a girl who has a bad case of diarrhea, causing your dick to look like a tamale that has been turned inside out.

When they got home from the mexican buffet, Dennis gave Bridget one hell of an inverted tamale.

by Dark Smith January 10, 2008

standing invitation

an invitation that says one is always welcome.

You have a open/standing invitation to visit us any time.

by srnand June 18, 2017

Diva Invitation

1.When someone needs to be invited individually to a party several times and possibly, gushed over, and then you wished that they never were invited at all.
2. A person not able to accept or acknowledge a group invitation.
3. There will be Drama

Diva Invitation
Guy 1: Did you invite her to the party?
Guy 2: Yeah, I invited everyone !
Guy 1: yeah, but you know that Chick needs a Diva Invitation to show up at a party.

by MikeGO November 8, 2007

courtesy invite

An event invitation sent to someone solely for the reason that one feels obligated to do so.

For example, there are three roommates and you know two of them well. You may not know the third person as well as the other two--or you just don't like them--yet you feel obligated to invite that person too so things won't get awkward.

Cory: So who's on the invite list?

Bob: . . . Amber, Emily, Roxy--

Cory: I thought you didn't like Roxy . . . ?

Bob: I don't. But they're roommates, so I just sent her a courtesy invite so that things wouldn't get awkward.

by shoppingcartman February 27, 2011

You're not invited to my birthday party

The scariest thing a first grader could hear. Or at least, it's supposed to be. Usually used regardless of when your birthday party would be.

Lilly: *takes crayon from Suzie*
Suzie: *GASPPPPP* You're not invited to my birthday party anymore!
Lilly: But your birthday is in July?
Suzie: SOOO?!
Lilly: It's November.

by wolfiebean January 8, 2019

Inverted Compass

A professional Dota 2 name , They are known for their distinct way of play .

Guy1: Let's gank pa , we don't want her to be farmed !

Guy 2 : We are playing against inverted compass , the real carry is crystal maiden !

by Dimitri2222 May 6, 2015

inverted dick

When your dick is so small you have an indent. When you get hard it looks like you have a cyst.

Man how bigs your dick, massive its called an inverted dick, isn't that an indent???

by daddy oh November 15, 2016