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Pocket intruder

A person whom, without permission, sticks any part of their body in any of your pockets. (A parody of the popular bed intruder)
He's searching through yo pockets, snatching yo monies up. tryin steal so yall need to hide yo cards hie yo bills and hide yo change cause he's stealing everything in there. So he's a pocket intruder.
by beefstew429 December 15, 2010
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anal snake intruder

Shoving a snake half way in your anus against it's will, then using the remaining half to slap your partners face usually slinging poop all over.
So, my wife wanted to spice things up for my birthday so she asked if we could do the anal snake intruder.
by RottenTwinkies666 July 1, 2016
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anal intruder

A male who engages in anal copulation with another male as the penetrating partner, a homosexual sodomite.
male penis in male anus eg. anal intruder
by shankill_nosurrender November 16, 2006
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tradition intruder

A certain individual that interrupts or somehow alters a loved and permanent tradition by unexpectedly showing up and trying to forcibly incorporate themselves into it.
Julia showed up at the last minute at my family's Christmas dinner and brought haggis. Major tradition intruder!
by swaggqueenthugface November 18, 2011
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intruder

1. while making out with a chick, you slide your hands down her pants and put your digits in her vagina.

2. reverse underbite with penetration.
my date was going bad until i gave her the intruder. bitch was loving it, yo.
by nate fingerman July 17, 2006
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the intruder

A form of "the shocker" but instead of "two in the pink and one int the stink", two in the stink and one in the pink. hence the intruder.
your too drunk to realize you confused the holes hence the intruder.
by styxx marino March 8, 2007
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anal intruder

It is when tracy brings the homewrecker to the back door
Anal intruder is when the Poop shoot has a mishap due to an oversize penis
by Mark Stotts July 12, 2006
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