IBM

"It's broke, man."

by Anonymous February 25, 2003

IBM

I Blame Meyer

A good explanation for anything from canon- sues to murder.

She sicced Cedward and the BellBitch on us, SHE DESERVES TO DIE. Swine- flu? IBM.

by sparemint November 21, 2009

ibm

Imbeciles Become Managers

I work for Big Blue IBM and I love being brainwashed and not knowing my own yupppie conglomerate's methodogolies and ethics.

by Spider John March 21, 2004

IBM

Inmensa Bola de Mierda, spanish for Giant Ball of Shit.

You are an IBM

Eres una GBS

by Tu mama, si la tuya! December 1, 2010

IBM

Infinitely Boring Meeting

Shoot! I have a full day of IBMs.

by Bob Jackson September 18, 2002

IBM

Instant Bowel Movement

I had a IBM, this afternoon

by madman32395 February 3, 2010

IBM

This is an acronym for the term Ideal Black Man. A term that most African American women use to describe their dream guy. This description usually refers to a black man who is a christian, loves kids, successful, talented, honest, loyal, trustworthy, no baggage, and sexxy as hell!!!

Tanya: Girl, I think Johvan is ma IBM.
Jenae: Yeah? Wow, there aint a lotta them out there in tha world. When you think you caught one, hang on tight n dont let go!

by yuu.dnt.need.2.kno March 27, 2010