"I speak American Born Chinese." As in, my Chinese sucks but I speak English because I was born in the states.
Person A: "(something in Mandarin)"
Person B: "oh, my Chinese sucks."
Person A: "oh, that's okay. I speak ABC!"
Person B: "oh, my Chinese sucks."
Person A: "oh, that's okay. I speak ABC!"
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russians:do you speak russian?
me:no
russians:then what language do you speak?
me: I don't speak russian i speak soviet
russians:how does this make any sense
russians:do you speak russian?
me:no
russians:then what language do you speak?
me: I don't speak russian i speak soviet
russians:how does this make any sense
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