used when the mother of child wants to manipulate the father in some way by depriving the father visitation and using the guise of it being "that bitch" the fathers girlfriend, friend, or any female the said mother is slightly jealous of or feels is leverage enough to use against said father
dad to baby momma: so can _______ come visit for the weekend, as outlined in our papers?
baby momma to dad: no
dad to baby momma: why? its in the papers... its my weekend!
baby momma to dad: "i don't want that bitch around my kid(s)", you can come see _______here at my house with my lame ass and then we can talk.
baby momma to dad: no
dad to baby momma: why? its in the papers... its my weekend!
baby momma to dad: "i don't want that bitch around my kid(s)", you can come see _______here at my house with my lame ass and then we can talk.
by brj365 February 5, 2012
Get the i don't want that bitch around my kid(s)mug. by Gumba Gumba May 20, 2004
Get the I don't want to hear the king's dead, I want to see the king deadmug. by I really don't want you to get August 28, 2021
Get the I really don't want you to get hungrymug. from the movie Space Jam. Often used by men who are dating women that are no good for them, in circumstances such as Facebook. usually found by the next girlfriend many years later.
(On a guy's facebook page) "I don't want to go to school today I want to stay home and bake cookies with you...(insert skank's name here)".
by nonymoose999 May 20, 2011
Get the i don't want to go to school today i want to stay home and bake cookies with youmug. And I don't want to hear it from a solipsistic incest cultists that it's my โ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธRoleโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธ in life to be consumed for labor and that if I don't do you incest cult then your just get to sit there while this motherfucker tries to rob me.
by Hym Iam December 31, 2024
Get the I๐ don't want to hear itmug. That means i don't love you๐คท๐ผ โ๏ธ
by bigslongdick._ February 26, 2022
Get the I don't want to call youmug. When you say you want to play a game, any game, but your friends say no to that game. This is also true when your friends say that they want to play a certain game but you don't want to play that game. Thus, the I don't want to play paradox.
Person 1: Yo, dude wanna play Roblox?
Person 2: Naw bro lets play some Terraria.
Person 1: Dude, I don't want to play Terraria.
Person 2: And I don't want to play Roblox.
Person 1 : Then what else do you want to play?
Person 2: I don't know. And I don't want to play what you suggest.
Thus the I don't want to play paradox
Person 2: Naw bro lets play some Terraria.
Person 1: Dude, I don't want to play Terraria.
Person 2: And I don't want to play Roblox.
Person 1 : Then what else do you want to play?
Person 2: I don't know. And I don't want to play what you suggest.
Thus the I don't want to play paradox
by Koro FIII October 19, 2022
Get the I don't want to play paradoxmug.