Hymen Ninja

A man who regularly sexually assualts random female, unprovoked. He is very skilled in this kind of ambush and can usually penetrate a woman (or baby) in under 3 seconds.

Girl 1: Holy shit! what was that? Were the fuck is my hymen?

Girl 2: Probably one of those hymen ninjas.

by PooStainJedi March 13, 2009

hymen grinder

A male who takes considerable pleasure in robbing females of their virginity

"I just put another notch in my V-belt. You can call me the hymen grinder"

by mike shay April 22, 2008

Iron Hymen

n. A woman's staunch dedication to abstinence before marriage, or a reference to her "enrollment" in the Iron Hymen program.

n. A parody website, URL ironhymen.com, sister site to sexisforfags.com, perpetrating to be part of the White House's Youth Purity office. It lists an oath that one must take and follow to stay abstinent until marriage. They also sell cool t-shirts.

Watch out, boys! Thanks to Iron Hymen, you ain't NEVER gonna get inside my baby cave!

by dbrow127 March 30, 2011

Hymenator

Every English teacher that is fat, single, lesbian, and has a dried up crusty hymen.

Dude I walked in on the hymenator.

by Anaconda2419 April 17, 2011

Hymen Muncher

One who munches upon a hymen, this is a very nasty person

You sir are a real hymen muncher

by Beatdowns a Packin December 30, 2010

Hymen Maneuver

Rupturing the mucous membrane at the external opening of the vagina as a result of the first act of sexual intercourse

Dude! I porked this chick the other night and pulled the hymen maneuver! I had no idea she was still a virgin; she was 14!

by omega3 fatty acid January 21, 2009

hymen police

The role a friend plays for their virgin mate, ensuring she doesn't waste her 'first time' on a drunken night, with someone she doesn't care about.

Chrissy: "Hey Stace, can you make sure I don't sleep with anyone tonight - NO MATTER HOW DRUNK I AM"
Stacey: "Sure, I'll be your hymen police"

(Knocking on a bedroom door from which sus noises are coming.)
Stacey: Oi, Chrissy, hymen police...
Chrisy: Intact! Thanks Stace!

by lyj867 November 29, 2007