hot as balls

When it's so hot you want to punch someone in the face.

"Goddamn it's hot as balls outside."

by ljak November 23, 2021

Balls Hot

When it's so hot outside, that any removal of your pants results in releasing the pungent smell of your own balls

Guy 1: "I work in a non-AC shop in south Texas. It's usually 100 degree weather"
Guy 2: "That's Balls Hot, man! How does your girl stand the smell down there after you get home from work?"

by Malicious Mario August 4, 2015

hot ball water

Sack juice from the seamen glands

I dun diddly gave that girl a load of hot ball water

by Bobcharley June 12, 2018

Hot Balls

When your in a locker room and you accidently see some guy's balls you scream "hot balls" and then you make out.

Dude you've got some hot balls

by masser December 7, 2021

Hot Ball Fiancé

A male, that drives around town in his sports car pulling ass and looking for his future ex wife. He finds pleasure in dressing up and flirting with the opposite sex in public.

Damn there goes Alana’s hot ball fiancé. He’s really hot ballin tonight.

by DonJon86 March 30, 2022