A unit of measurement used to measure the capacity of a car's trunk. Based on how many average-sized dead hookers you could stuff into said trunk while going to a body dump. For example, newer cars have smaller trunks, therefore they could fit fewer hookers. A Honda Accord only has a three-hooker trunk, whereas a 1976 Lincoln Continental has a five-hooker trunk.
by Buttfuck Dynasty December 28, 2015
1. A derogatory term used towards anyone with a profession in which they sell themselves in exchange for money.
2. An insult meant for a friend.
2. An insult meant for a friend.
1. Guy 1 "So did you see the girl I was talking to outside the bar last night?"
Guy 2 "Yeah she was a hooker."
2. Guy 1 "Hey dude whats up?"
Guy 2 "WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO BE SUCH A DIRTY STINKY PIRATE HOOKER?"
Guy 2 "Yeah she was a hooker."
2. Guy 1 "Hey dude whats up?"
Guy 2 "WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO BE SUCH A DIRTY STINKY PIRATE HOOKER?"
by Kolt Cunningham January 14, 2009
Slang,What you might call a close friend. used like the word buddy or pal.not the traditional definition. OR, a reference to girls or women that might, or might not be actual women for hire.What i always call my friend Bill X when i see him, and he responds in the same fashion.
Jack: Yo hooker ! whats going on ?
Bill: nothing much hooker what about you ?
Lotsa hookers in this bar good call coming here.
Bill: nothing much hooker what about you ?
Lotsa hookers in this bar good call coming here.
by Jack de wack May 10, 2008
Someone who does a job they hate for a paycheque. Their main focus in life is money and would crawl a mile for a penny.
by HATT August 10, 2006
A female, typically the useless sort, that primarily partakes in Fuckery; i.e. lying, cheating, etc. Their drug fueled, scandalous activities in the land of Hookerdom are inevitable... Why? It's simple. Players gonna play, Haters gonna hate, Hookers gonna Hook!
by J Milluh October 06, 2018
by Iain Hooker September 19, 2007