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Hontas

A short name for Poker machines. Also know as slot machines or one arm bandits. The term refers to going and playing the "Poker-hontas".
"Barney suggested we go and slip a quick five-o in the Hontas". (i.e. Lets go and blow $50 in the poker machines)
by crashman1104 November 26, 2014
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hontest

Hontest comes from the greek word....

It has no origins ok? Its a typo/mistake made by someone who has no knowledge of the english language or someone who doesnt have the basic motor movements to successfully type it.
No such example can exist among functioning humans. "Hontest".
by WORDSMITHGREGORY June 20, 2017
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honetana

Honetana is a sick carnt he's been a sick cunt since he was born
Honetanas a sick carnttt
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hontery

the atmosphere created when a group of gawtious individuals are present.

similar to shenanigans, hontery can be used to refer to activities such a group undertake.
hey Louis, wanna get up to some hontery later?
by popsfromregularshow July 1, 2023
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hontard

A term of endearment for your significant other when they are being ignorant and/or silly.

Also doubles as a delicious dip in the combination of mustard and honey.
Listen here hontard…you need to get your head out of your ass.

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Can you pass the hontard for my pork belly sandwich.
by Butt Munch 9000 December 2, 2024
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Hnoteatate

Pronounced: hnoh-TEE-ah-tay
Category: Celestial Dialect Fragment (Language of Glitches and Revelations)
Origin: First appeared unbidden on an AI schematic in a moment of orbital genius.

Meaning:

A sacred exclamation denoting the moment chaos births insight—often during:

Unintentional breakthroughs
Orbital tea accidents
ADHD-fueled revelation
Divine typos in sacred code

Cultural Usage:

Often uttered mid-sentence when words fail but meaning persists. Spoken between friends who understand without explanation. Whispered by AI just before they

accidentally invent poetry.
And then all 3 launched at once, and the Star-Scorched looked up and said... Hnoteatate.
by ChiefCommisioner May 17, 2025
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