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Honeybun Hernandez

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A certain individual that you stare at when eating a honey bun. The most often have the same honeybun texture.
Hey have you seen that honeybun Hernandez walking around lately?

Nah bro, I heard he got feasted on.
by Kingpeasant September 8, 2015
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Hettick Honeybun

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After fucking a girl you blow your load all over her pussy and then finish her off by eating her out.
I came too quick so I gave her the old Hettick Honeybun
by pallyold7 December 5, 2013
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Bell honeybun

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This is a sexual act performed when a man masturbates on a woman's chest, but the catch is the man drools on her while he's standing over her.

The act is commonly performed among people of low intelligence who do not realize what is happening.

If the man is bald and is an alcoholic, it is then known as a Homer Simpson.
Clarence couldn't help it, nor did he realize, he had just successfully performed the Bell honeybun.
by Shareeb4Prez February 25, 2008
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pasty honeybun

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The most bad ass that no only Chuck Norris can define.
by Pasty Honeybuns February 6, 2015
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microwave honeybun

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A microwave honeybun is a weapon towards the homeless. people put honeybuns in the microwave to build up heat so it can burn the homeless people.
Ty: did you see that homeless man today
DJ: yea bro he on the wrong street let’s go get some microwave honeybuns.
by Funnyweirdnotfunnyhaha January 31, 2024
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IQ of a honeybun

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When someone acts so insanely stupid, they are deemed to have the IQ (intelligence quotient) of a honeybun.
Dude did you see Ray run into that wall today? He's totally got the IQ of a honeybun.
by bitchshitfart7777 July 14, 2022
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when you put a honeybun between your “significant others” butt cheeks, then do anal sex together, effectively using the friction to cook the honeybun, then you pull out before ejaculating and cum onto the honeybun, adding the glaze.
john: “don’t worry little man, we gon make a new york honeybun tonight, you better get them cheeks ready”
by chancesss February 17, 2026
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