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hippopotaknuckle

a camel toe on a really large woman
"damn those jeans are tight. look at that hippopotaknuckle!"
by the_oracle January 21, 2008
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Hippopotacornasusamus

A fantasy type creature, similar to those found in Greek mythology. It is has the body of a hippopotamus, the horn of a unicorn, and the wings of a flying horse, such as Pegasus. Note that these wings are not to be confused with birds wings, as that would take away from the magic.
The Hippopotacornasusamus flew over the land, bringing hope and cheer to the people.
by Von Frankenstein October 19, 2008
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hippopotagoth

(n) 1. A large person who identifies as and dresses themselves as a goth. 2. A rotund, fat, plus-sized goth, usually female, who has to go to Joanne Fabrics to buy black velvet, fishnet and red silk in bulk to create their own goth clothing.
"I was almost crushed by a hippopotagoth at the Sisters of Mercy show the other night. The dude probably weighed 350."

"Lost in yet another 'Sweet Dreams' remix, I was suddenly surrounded by a pod of hippopotagoths, their busts heaving, their darkened eyes hungry and their pale, meaty calves too large for everyday lace-up boots. Were they after me in my tattered, frilled shirt and black leather pants, or were they driven by delusions that I had hidden Twinkies about my person?"
by gearhead1 October 29, 2010
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Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia

Person 1: Hey, I just got diagnosed with Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis (a lung disease).

Person 2: AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!

Person 1: Oh, do you have Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia?

Person 2: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
by JJJake June 30, 2023
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hippopotamus drop kick

A large woman taking a shit, you barge in and drop kick her off the pot.
That fat girl was stinking up the bathroom so I gave her a hippopotamus drop kick.
by suzie crew April 2, 2009
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hippopotamonstrosesquippedalian

hippopotamonstrosesquippedalian refers to a long word, such as itself.

People who fear long words are said to have hippopotamonstrosesquippedaliaphobia
Man 1:Antidisestablishmentarianism is a hippopotamonstrosesquippedalian word.

Man 2: what in the blue hell does that mean?
by kingpaladin August 5, 2005
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The fear of long words. Probably created by the same person who made the word lisp, or someone with a similar sense of humor.
Jane has hippopotomonstrosesquipadeliaphobia
I have hippopot- hippo-hip-hip AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!! *cowers in fear
by Grunt 117 January 4, 2009
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