Hansel

(verb) To Eat ice cream (preferably chocolate) and watch romantic comedies, soap operas, talk shows, or any other show of the sort, While being depressed and thinking of how nobody likes you.

Hey dude i pulled a Hansel yesterday because my guitar was stolen by a ninja disguised as a lawn gnome.

by Hansel Duarte December 2, 2007

Hansel trippin

When you are innocently walking to a table with a tray of yummy newbuild food and a ladder throws itself down in your path causing you to trip and throw all your yummy newbuild food on the carpet of a newly built cruise ship without causing any bodily harm to yourself

I went Hansel trippin today during dinner

by Resting ladders March 20, 2021

Hanseol

Hottie
Hottest person in class
Sexy and very relevant to every situation
RDLC gonna call me cringe now

Yo you hanseol?

by Holykorean November 23, 2021

Hansel Croache

A truly wonderful delicacy served all across the black market. Originally developed as a dish in South Sudan, Hansel Croache has developed into something truly unique, containing the nations own grown natural ingredients and bred livestock. There are some secret ingredients that are known by only a select few from around the globe - these secret ingredients give Hansel Croache its unique flavour known by so many.

"Is that Hansel Croache? Gimme it!"

by Rachel nok November 23, 2021

Hansel and Gretel

The act of kidnapping and fattening up a skinny girl for future use.

I would like to Hansel and Gretel Brittany’s little ass.

by WarrenGold August 29, 2018

Hansel & Greteling

Taking a girl out of your league on multiple dates in hopes of fattening her up- then when her self-esteem is lowered she bangs you.

Dude, I swear before I started Hansel & Greteling her she was a 10.

by Peanutbutter&belly September 23, 2018

Hansel

When a man stretches out his dick and proceeds to reach from underneath to grab the stretched dick and pull under and up the ass crack. When the dick is firmly pulled between the crack of the ass the man then proceeds to tightly squeeze his cheeks together with dick hanging out of the ass crack like a tail

CJ spent all morning stretching out his meat to make a Hansel.

by Rbrum May 16, 2018