Half ass cunt

A cunt that can do a job better but only does it half as good as he could.

Do it properly you half ass cunt.

by DBG Dan December 12, 2016

Half Assed Monkey

A two bit loser who refuses to get a job and would rather live off state subsidies and other handouts.

Also, an internal refernce used by AOL employees when referring to the AOL program.

That bitch drawing off welfare is nothing but a Half Assed Monkey.

Dammit I installed the Half Assed Monkey and it fucked up my computer!

by ragedookie September 25, 2005

half-ass christian

is a christian who will lie to you and the world saying that they're true a christian and go to church every sunday, but they don't act like christians and they sin more than most non-christians do.

she is not a christian...she's a half-ass christian that's why is she wearing those apple bottom shorts and acting like a slut on the dance floor.

by candygirltasteright June 26, 2007

half-ass samurai

a person in an important job , usually one affecting the life and death of the people around, who does so poorly at his job that the people around him suffer, often at the cost of their lives, similar to a samurai who did not take the shogunate seriously

proper usage> George W. Bush is a half-ass samurai

improper usage> He reads like a half-ass samurai

by David Lukens March 18, 2008

Half- Ass Coverers

noun: Any type of underwear that lets the bottom of ass hang out; exposing ones butt cheeks. eg Boy shorts/Booty shorts.

She has the nerve to rock them half-ass coverers when she ain't got no ass.

by Mike's Wifey May 15, 2005

Half Assing

The act of someone digging in their ass while they are half asleep.

Girl, I was in bed with my man last night and he started half assing.

by Big Scoop July 29, 2016

half-ass handy

The term for 1) being sub-adequate; 2) not finished to completion; 3) unaccomplished

"Morgan paid for a blowjob and got a half-ass handy."

"Kevin did a half-ass handy job of cleaning the car."

by Ihatemyjob666 March 20, 2017